“Most maidens are perfectly capable of rescuing themselves in my experience, at least the ones worth something, in any case.” 

“Most maidens are perfectly capable of rescuing themselves in my experience, at least the ones worth something, in any case.” 

spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

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listoflifehacks:

theasianra:

listoflifehacks:

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All I could think of is Stacey from Zoey 101

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

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Outside the ring who’s the party animal, the most demanding and the best with the ladies?

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poppinjalex:

everybody knows there's a party at the end of the world.
*photos not mine- credit to the owners*

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debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

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shanigrrl:

infinityeverchanging:

lazylunatic:

novakian:

questions of sex and gender explored on tumblr dot com

This entire post is golden

it has returned.

omg I giggled for days

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maevele:

omg i am eric foreman

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saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

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